this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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