I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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