You work out of a Hotel?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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