like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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