wrigley field is MILF paradise
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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