Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
