i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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