normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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