haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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