:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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