Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Randomize
