ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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