Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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