Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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