there were more penises there than on chat roulette
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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