We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
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Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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