there's paper in my vomit.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
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and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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