Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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