your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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