So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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