I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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