I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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