North Korea, Best Korea!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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