forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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