He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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