I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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