Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
