How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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