Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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