Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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