On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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