maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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