You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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