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say what?
wanna hang out?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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