My brain says no but my pants say off.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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