I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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