Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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