do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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