I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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