I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
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you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
The ass gains better be worth it
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