sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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