She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
It's just like the Real World with babies
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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