so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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