There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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