Umm I'm too high to move.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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