would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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