took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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