Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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