u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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