Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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