You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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