I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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