the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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