Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
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