Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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