what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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