Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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