I hate your face
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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