she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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